Hand up who has had a wedding cake that is so big it needs to be transported in a van? No, me neither.

However, over in the crazy world of Big Fat Gypsy Weddings, it happens. A vast, pink, fairytale castle cake with more than 60kg of icing alone and towers about 3 feet high. The cake makers had to hire a van to get it to the wedding.

Of course, I only know this because my wife likes to watch this program…